Ripcord nooo. You were such a cool guy. I’ll miss you, friend!I’ve made a decision that most of you will not like.
By the end of the day today, this blog will be deactivated and I’ll be going my seperate way. I know that most of you will prevent me from doing so, but it’s my decision that I made on my own. I’ve made a lot of friends here and I’m glad to…
Asked by Anonymous
yeah im on it dont tell kira!!!!1111
Asked by thatsonofamitch
You say that like stuff like this has only happened today…
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You can ask me anything and I’ll answer honestly, but only with yes and no.
(Source: ieatemokids)
Minecraft. You’re some blocky person that punches trees made out of pixels and you kill dead people, spiders, and giant green penises that blow up
Dead Space. You’re an engineer, and your dead girlfriend is clingy and attacks you.
Shadow of the Colossus. You’re this little guy running around in this empty space looking for these giants to kill, just to revive your dead girlfriend lolz
Silent Hill. You’re this guy, or this girl, depending on which game you play in the series, and you end up in this town where you can barely see and every time you try to go in a door it’s like “THE LOCK IS BROKEN I CAN’T OPEN THIS.” Also the acting is awful, and there’s literally no story, it’s just like “Oh hey shit is happening and stuff, also monsters.” and the characters all tell you that there’s some overlying story but there isn’t one. Also the ending of one is there’s a corgi pulling switches and it barks a song.
SSX. You snowboard in a bunch of places and the tricks are pretty alright I guess, but you’ll never ever beat anyone’s score or time ever.
Starfox 64. You basically spend the entire game carrying a team of supposedly some the most “elite” pilots in the galaxy. In reality you, the leader of the team, basically carry the team to victory and often waste time saving your teammates’ asses.
- There is the green toad, basically the shittiest pilot in the fleet, always getting into trouble and relying on you to save his ass.
- There is a Rabbit, that basically annoys you with advice repeatedly irregardless of whether or not you already know what the hell you are doing, and informs you on the need for performing barrel rolls.
- Finally, the cockey-ass Falcon, always rushing in ahead and getting shot down due to his lack of knowledge on how a god damn g-diffuser works. Also kind of an asshole, even if you help him out.
Basically you’re a one man team. And you have to annihilate entire fleets on your own… while killing gigantic monsters on your own… and taking on an evil overpowered overlord…………………………… by yourself.
Amnesia: The Dark Descent
You’re this crazy lunatic on an acid flashback tripping balls in dark corridors.
Just read the whole thing. (what is on fluttershy’s butt anyway?)
Um.
Fingers?
THIS IS THE PERFECT GAME
THE PERFECT GAME FOR A HORSE TO PLAY
(Source: flutterwhat)
Look closey at the word “yolo”
- YOLO
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- Y O M O
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- H O M O
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